We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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