I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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