I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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