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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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Come share oat with me in your robe
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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