he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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