need another drink. this is the easiest way
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I currently don't understand fingers.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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