Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
i now understand why vodka
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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