Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
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