Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
