okay pat passed out under dana's car
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Randomize
