At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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