Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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