i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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