Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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