thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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