When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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