I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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