Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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