does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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