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(314): View more from Missouri

he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex

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(770): View more from Georgia

He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�

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(623): View more from Arizona

Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I'm sobbing to NWA

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident

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