I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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