p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
