I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
My feet surprised me
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