Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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