Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
