Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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