i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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The uberlube is also flammable
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution