Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you