i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
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I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?