I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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