Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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