it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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