So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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