why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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