worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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