I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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