In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
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You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You have to summon your inner elephant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
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