Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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