There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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