And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
this will be a night to untag.
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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