How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
