Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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