Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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