you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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