I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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