Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.