"it" just moved
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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