There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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