When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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