He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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