my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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