Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
im on a boat
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