Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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