Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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