we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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