I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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